Do they not have sarcasm in Asgard? Wait…you haven’t been back there in a while, have you?
Actually, you have the distinct honor of speaking to the first being to perfect it.
[/Besides the subtle clench of her jaw, she gives no other indication that she heard the remark about Asgard. It’s not something she’ll speak about with a bothersome mortal.]
Is trying to bore me to death one of your weapons? Because it’s probably been your most successful one so far.
Your My Little Princess glow stick doesn’t work on me, so, excuse me if I don’t take your ramblings under advisement.
How fortunate it would be for you if that was the only weapon I had in my arsenal.
Are you sure about the whole defenestration thing? I mean it didn’t work out so well for you last time, you seem to forget I can fly.
That you survived was a combination of pure luck and my own rash decision-making. Were you as intelligent as you claim, you would not dismiss my threats so quickly.
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Greetings to you both.
[Her chin tips upwards, an inspecting eye on them both.]
What might bring ye here?
The constant promise of delight at your expense, of course. And, might I say— your hair looks positively lovely. The color suits you.
[/She doesn’t bother to restrain her glee… Though she does wonder how long it will take the oh-so-cunning Sif to figure out just who she’s talking to.]
I really only need the alcohol if you’re gunna bitch about how everyone loves your sister more than you. I was just bored, truth be told.
Mention Thor one more time and I will gladly escort you out of the building in the same manner I did before.
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Stark. To what do I owe the pleasure? Come to ply me with weak alcohol again to delay any attempts at subjugation?
Okay, this has just entered creepy-awkward territory.
What kind of ‘gifts’?
[/A collar, purple and lined with rhinestones, appears in her hands, dangles on her fingertips as she holds it out to him.]
What’s a pet without one of these?
Funny that you were the one who gave me that reason.
Then what do you want, Loki?
I come bearing gifts.