Do they not have sarcasm in Asgard? Wait…you haven’t been back there in a while, have you?
Actually, you have the distinct honor of speaking to the first being to perfect it.
[/Besides the subtle clench of her jaw, she gives no other indication that she heard the remark about Asgard. It’s not something she’ll speak about with a bothersome mortal.]
(Source: laufeysdottir)
Is trying to bore me to death one of your weapons? Because it’s probably been your most successful one so far.
Whatever works.
(Source: laufeysdottir)
Your My Little Princess glow stick doesn’t work on me, so, excuse me if I don’t take your ramblings under advisement.
How fortunate it would be for you if that was the only weapon I had in my arsenal.
(Source: laufeysdottir)
Are you sure about the whole defenestration thing? I mean it didn’t work out so well for you last time, you seem to forget I can fly.
That you survived was a combination of pure luck and my own rash decision-making. Were you as intelligent as you claim, you would not dismiss my threats so quickly.
(Source: laufeysdottir)
laufeysdottir started following you
askthegbpp started following you
Greetings to you both.
[Her chin tips upwards, an inspecting eye on them both.]
What might bring ye here?
The constant promise of delight at your expense, of course. And, might I say— your hair looks positively lovely. The color suits you.
[/She doesn’t bother to restrain her glee… Though she does wonder how long it will take the oh-so-cunning Sif to figure out just who she’s talking to.]
I really only need the alcohol if you’re gunna bitch about how everyone loves your sister more than you. I was just bored, truth be told.
Mention Thor one more time and I will gladly escort you out of the building in the same manner I did before.
(Source: laufeysdottir)
herarcreactor started following you
Stark. To what do I owe the pleasure? Come to ply me with weak alcohol again to delay any attempts at subjugation?
Okay, this has just entered creepy-awkward territory.
What kind of ‘gifts’?
[/A collar, purple and lined with rhinestones, appears in her hands, dangles on her fingertips as she holds it out to him.]
What’s a pet without one of these?
(Source: laufeysdottir)
Funny that you were the one who gave me that reason.
Then what do you want, Loki?
Details.
I come bearing gifts.
(Source: laufeysdottir)
